oooh my feelings are like salt that melted in the sea, oooh love is like the sea, ooooooh love is magic- where’s Amlet’s skull?
sniff sniff claps claps the ojoushisama cried looking towards the surface BUT no, she loved the sea god, we got that ALL wrong. it’s not that we silenced the fact that as a sacrifice she got raped to bear all these children; NO NO SHE LOVED HIM ALL YOU SILLIES. You see, Ojoushisama felt guilty coz once she saw that hunk of a God, she wanted to screw him & she jumped him so much that she made 1000 kids so she cried for the poor guy whom she betrayed and was waiting for her; I mean we can’t have the god not appear big-hearted… right?
also, not that the Sea God could simply save Ojoushisama’s love interest or that she could heal & love another person; no mansplaining shhhh.